1992
In November of 1992 I made my first journey to Java.Nine months later I was fatigued and beset by intrigue by Indonesian workers in my Father's factory.'It's not the Indonesian way',they would say.Of course the Indonesian way is for mangement to rip off the lower class worker's and promote ridiculous ineptness...They'll always be poor.Later that year I began work as a Steward.Mostly Stewards are Asian because they can't get better work due to their poor English.After six months or so I moved into a rented house with friends by the beach.I don't remember how to make a bucket bong but I know it involves a bath tub.I used to watch Japanese tourists taking photos of landmarks and buildings and wondered whether it was intelligence gathering for a new invasion plan of Australia.I told my Father that I wanted to get a street directory and memorise every street name.My strategy in seducing the girl upstairs who had recently moved in,was to appear on her doorstep rapped in a blanket dripping from the beach.Like saving a stray puppy the strategy worked and we started a relationship.However with my friends I sought to establish a Rock n Roll band and it took seven years till we were ever able to get organised enough to record anything.I'm happy with the outcome but as Bon Scott says;'It's a long way to the top if you want to Rock n Roll!'
Mindful Phoenix Arts
Sebastian Thomas has relocated to Brisbane Australia.Kumari are Nepalese girls worshiped as godesses owing to their perfection.Sebastian's child Jude is indeed a male kumari.Diving is now Sebastian's priority.Taiwan was good for Mindful Phoenix but the Lucky country is certainly a better more civilised abode than Asia.Taiwan or Formosa island as it is also known is basically populated by Chinese Nationalists.Silat is a Malay martial art practised throughout Indonesia.Sebastian and family plan to live in Malaysia.Silat and the art of the Kris will no doubt be appealing to Sebastian.Java was a Dutch colony until the Japanese overran it in 1942.Animism is widely practised in South East Asia but beware some of the things they believe when repeated back home in a Westerrn environment will not be received well.
The Inherited Experience
Kevin Rudd has become Priminister.His rhetoric is similar to the politalk so adroitly described in the 'Yes Minister' program.Can I express my Love for humanity by drinking two dozen VB's in a sitting?Decisions like strap explosives to your body and detinate yourself are yesterdays trend.If as when I was in high school I believe every woman to be beautiful, why do woman contemporaneously sometimes find that philosophy to be threatening?Like a feeding pig Australia will not step away from the trough of a trading relationship with China despite it's human rights abuses in Tibet.Fuck I need a drink.I just purchased a puppy and already I am a bad parent.I dig the sardus of India.Smoke hash all day and walk around naked....Great.
The Perfect Stalker
Scandalous, Bill Clinton got his cheap thrills from Monica.I hope my wife understands if I go down on Hillary.I may be cheap but I'm not easy.The Karma Sutra should be taught to high school students as part of sex education.
I've had a terrific life.Tried to stab my Dad once.Ecstasy, a hard drug to quit.Before you condemn me as being shallow because of a drug obsession.Don't forget Byron,Shelley and Coleridge;loved their opium and great writers aswell.
Every race of humanity has it's sexy women.Fuck off skinheads.My 'VC' tattoo, does it stand for Victoria Cross or Viet Cong?
Commander Hardy MI6 laying down some espirit de corps for the regiment babies.Have I killed anyone...only if you believe the mythology.
Philosophy
Darkness,I see it because I must open my mind to belief.Blood, the first inkling Cro Magnon Man had of colour.All this rational society shit is pissing me off.I'll smoke unprocessed tobacco in the Amazon if they have some fermented goats milk.And I'll be happy.Motherfucker if you can't enjoy your drink give it to me for Christ's sake.
Effort, what the fuck for.Adolf Eichman,Himmler,Hesse,Goering,Goebbels; the Australian Liberal Party have their modern day equivalent.The NSW premier is a good man.Drink out of the toilet and cut out the middle man if you don't want the children to drink fresh water out of a de-sal plant.
I was encouraged not to talk in Ward Seven.If you can't handle it you're going to have to get used to it.
Television
In an effort to cement the number one position in the world the yanks are presenting a generic intelligence version of the world via the Cathode Ray Tube.Reality shows and Idol are transforming young minds into automaton.Paris Hilton knows how to suck but she has no originality and does better than the suffering poet full of inspiration.
Inane sports obsessions like a gladitorial spectacle are reminiscent of the decline of the leisurely Romans.Angel Heart is a great movie.This time I have learnt the message of that movie and will try to evade arrest by myself.Rocket launches are the preferred weapon of the Jihad crew and as in truth I am Thomas Hardy I shall avoid a stint in Guantanamo Bay by hypocrisy which I justify through my passion for it.Let's all self medicate our way through this tV mediocrity with a bit of blaring ACDC on the stereo...Allah Akbar
Tomes
'I am God'.Tolstoy convinced me after reading the epilouge in War and Peace.Heaven exists because humans create concepts we all can understand.Not a fan of Harry Potter,more of a Lord of the Rings man.Vanity Fair decorates the nineteenth century world.Gibbon with his decline and Fall of the Rroman Empire through it's painstaking analysis vindicates the executed More.Some wear the portrait of Che Guevara.Winston Churchill is far more deserving of a place on your T-shirt.For the love of god I have ventures yet to be realised.For instance the 'Wounded Tiger Army' T-shirts...Blood lineage to Gallipoli,Flanders,Normandy,Kokoda etc.
Will I really live to be 150?I need longevity to finally achieve something and make some doe.Vincent was a victim.
Samurai
Sixty Christian missionaries to Japan were crucified by the local population.Bogans and peasants can be killed by the Samurai with no ensuing consequences.Dungeons and Dragons stipulates that life for the low level magicuser will be difficult.Shogun, Samurai,Baronet and Sultana; you should use power words such as these to bewilder the proles.In the Dune books I recall the line "fear is the mind killer'.Protecting my wife is a paramount consideration in everything I do.Star Group will be called before you have the opportunity to defile any altars in human form that I love and honour.
Spontaneously generate behaviour achieving pythagerean results in the various dimensions.Who built the pyramids, the Pharoh or the Slaves?'Workers united will never be defeated.'
Geoff Hardy My Father
His favourite author is F Scott Fitzgerald.Semarang was once known as the Paris of South Eat Asia.Jimi Hendrix was Dad's favourite rock superstar in the late sixties and early seventies.Shipping containers are unloaded by labourers when they arrive at his Willoughby shop.Javanese women regard him as a courteous philanthropist.
Vodka is his drink of choice.Whenever he stays at his farm we talk over a few beers.Family is important to my Dad.Maya, his Javanese wife is a true friend of my wife and I.Aurelia is the youngest in the family.Fitzgerald's wife was admitted to a mental asylum.Schizophrenia is something I have been accused of but I contend it was more likely post-traumatic stress disorder.Schizophrenics are often associated with denial.
LSD
Purple Oms,White Lightnings,Green Pyramids,Stars,Smileys,Green Pyramids; I took them all.Jagger got a knighthood though and probably took more.Drugs are expensive but I love drugs.Oh well seeing as I'm always broke I'll have to settle for an ascetic lifestyle.Crime and Punishment by Dostoevsky describes the journey of redemption however isn't religion the worst drug of all.At eighteen I had my first marijuana.Psychotropic drugs are a good leveler to take the edge off a hydroponic high.Like scarification I find the epicurean philosophy of indulgence to be fit for a King.Indeed the old association made with royal was of sumptuosness.I once told a psychiatrist that I was a Scythian and enjoyed drinking my own blood.Legalise it.
Japanese Whale Eating Vermin
Stop killing whales you villanous bastards.The 303 needs to be shouldered by us diggers and kick the Jap coastguard out of our waters.The government is too gutless to do anything about it.It's times like these I crack a Fosters and thank God my Father bought me a Holden.We don't need Jap crap.We can make our own vehicles.
Iimmigration is good.We need a Multi Function Polis in Western NSW to accomodate growth in population.Medication time; 200mg of Serequel,50mg of Zoloft,800mg of Solian.Diabetes is a son of a bitch disease.I think I caught it in 1992 when I first worked in Java due to an inferior diet.The most fun I've ever had in Asia was in Kuta.The nightlife in Central Java is virtually non existent.Abu Bakir Bashir also calls it home...only for the hardcore...TWH
Flickering Flame, Baby Boomers Grow Old
John,Paul,George and Ringo; assasination and cancer took two of the best from us.Ringo's made some nice solo albums.Julian Lennon did ok too.Yoko is mistakenly criticised as a negative influence on Lennon.The Luck Of The Irish is a duet of John and Yoko that is really worth a listen.Also there is criticism of Ringo as being a substandard drummer; complete bullshit actually.In truth Ringo is still the most famous of the world's drummers and was the backbone of the Beatles with a distinct and apt style.
The Anti-Vietnam Movement and Flower Power were a watershed for reform and challenged the old order with great bravery and intelligence.Owing to this rich history Nirvana,Arcadia,Happy Hunting Grounds and Olympus await you ageing hippies.Of course pot's legal in heaven.
Louise Valmay Parker
My Mother is and was one of my greatest assets in my life.She doesn't listen to rock music much anymore but appreciation for guitar troubadors was fostered in me at a young age.She once told me wisely that I should not grieve if something fatalistic were to happen to her.Sparta and it's patriachy ejaculate concurrently eveywhere with the debasement of women.Louise is an Achean defying obstacles by remaining pure.All the women on my mothers side are like this.My Great Grandmother was a real Scott and remained stoic and industrious her whole life.Kay protects her so of course I don't have to worry.
Of her four children I am the most wayward.However my Mum respects men when they pull their weight as do my sisters Jessica,Imogen and Hannah.And of course there's their big slug of a hound Percival named after my Uncle Percy.
Don't Freak Out Bitch
'One Flew Over The Cucoos Nest' is a great Movie written by Ken Kesey.Councilors trained in welfare studies think capitalism is the cause of madness.Seraphs are the higher rank of angels.Neil Young,Elton John,Donovan,Joe Satriani and Joe Cocker are muscicians I like.The Exchange Hotel was like shangrila in the early 90's.I'm sure about one thing this world is full of jealous and malicious people.
I dreamt I was forced into a muddy pool full of crocadiles and war veterans.Why do you hate Asians so much?They're generally well assimilated in Australian society and are law abiding.I saved this country from threats from within and without ,without receiving any thanks.If you had a heart you could look into your heart and admit that I am right but you don't so back off motherfucker I don't suffer fools gladly.
Right Wing Conspiracy
The Right Wing Media is casting the seeds of doubt upon the Australian Priminister.They have asserted that his frantic workload will therefore be accompanied by mistakes.In order to counter this problem he should inject a good deal of 'me tooism'.Australians have a healthy cynicism about Left Wing politics and they would appreciate this copy cat strategy by the Labor Party.
Whitlam as commander in chief of the Australian Commonwealth should have got on the phone to the red berets(Royal Australian Corps Of Military Police) and told them to summarily execute the Governor General for treason.
'The Year Of Living Dangerously' is a good book about Java.I seriously don't reccomend smoking ganja there unless of course you like cockroach infested shitholes.
Getting Pissed With The Boys
Crack a New at nine o'clock in the morning like Morrison said.Yeah I've got the biggest beer gut in Australia; it's not a six pack,it's a one pack.VB is an acronym for Volkische Beobachter(Official Journal of the German Nazi Party).I won't even get into what SS Comodore means.
My Dad remembers my Grandfather sanding down the asbestos with a belt sander.KB Gold is available at the bottleshop.The non smokers of the world have succeeded in shuttin' down us cancer jockies from having a good time at a venue.The abundance of rules and regulations accompany the corporisation of air and if you don't comply the'll send you to Baxter.According to the Communist Party those facilities will be used to imprison anyone who is dissenting about globalisation.My future's so bright I've gotta wear shades.Don't forget the sunnies.My dear old Grandad died of a cancer behind the retina caused by excessive sunlight.
Performing CCR On The World
Blogging is akin to an intellectual discipline such as Chinese calligraphy.My website is worth reading because somehow it distracts the mind from a mediocre contemplation.Try it and get your own abstract idea about what it is you should do next.Zimbabwe is a circus of ignorance.Mugabe was once hailed a hero and now the West champions the opposition leader with the unfounded belief that things will get better.A shovel can be a leathel weapon.Beware the 'Digger' and his shovel.
Kevin Rudd is an embicile who is not negotiating the speed at which alliances change in an Orwellian world.The most appropriate tactic is to move closer to Russia in order to obtain their Sukoi jets arguably the best fifth generation jets in the World.it is asserted that I am too big for my boots.That's garbage.I merely practice a healthy amount of critical analysis which I was taught in Primary School.
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